#Relationshit
Relationship more like relationshit! Most of the relationships I've seen or heard about are shit shows! Think about it. List the top five couples you know. Is your list coming up short? I figured! Yet, for some reason #relationshipgoals has over 7 million posts on Instagram!! So I did a little investigative journalism to uncover what people think relationship goals are.
The first post using the hashtag was of Chris Brown and Rihanna!!!!!!!! Instantly I was baffled(shook) on what planet was that relationship healthy? I soldiered on and found more posts that were alarming. This one couple has over 100k followers and they only post fake fights and vids of her twerking on him as he plays video games. I came to the conclusion that most #relationshipgoals are dancing as a couple. It's hard to explain, look it up, it's wild. Anyway I didn't come away with any profound answers. If anything looking at that hashtag made me even more weary about relationships!
I was bummed on the idea of ever being in a happy and healthy relationship. So I did what everyone else does. I said fuck it and joined Tinder! Yes! TINDER!! A friend of mine recently told me that Tinder is where she found love in a hopeless place(oh Rihanna you queen) so I decided to try it out. I'm not gonna lie so far it's better than expected! Of course that was after I ran across a few trolls.
I'm going to hang in there and see if I find my one true love or a stalker! Or maybe BOTH! I mean if everyone else is jumping into the relationshit I might as well too!
Come back next week when I share a few Tinder horror stories! As well as a first date story! Don't forget to look up #relationshipgoals on Insta, then slide into my DMS and tell me what you've uncovered!